This Is A Post.

Don't get too excited, because that is about all it is.

Like A Prayer.

Today as I drove home from another tedious day of work my Ipod froze.  This catastrophe forced me to listen to the radio. As I flipped through the stations this song came on and proceeded to rock my world.  Thank you Gods of Chance.

The Second Post.

Welcome to my blog.  All of you.  All two of you.

Let’s set some ground rules then.  This blog will pretty much be purely masturbatory, so anybody who actually tries to read this may be left confused.  Anybody expecting any form of intellectual conjecture will find inane babbling.  Anybody expecting inane babbling will be served their due helping.

I’ll start things off light, mainly because its 2:36 A.M. and Coke can only get you so far.  I have no real topic other than to post here and let you all (read: myself) know that I intend to possibly use this on occasion.

Also I added a poll.


And now you may acknowledge that this post has as much substance as the first.

The First Post.

Yo. So this is my new blog. Woop woop.